bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
His nipple licking is glorious
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