on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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