North Korea, Best Korea!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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