You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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