I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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