Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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