Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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