he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Is it because I queefed?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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