Do vagina's smell?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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