she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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