he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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