IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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