soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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