Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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