Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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