have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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