is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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