I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I smell like Dick and happiness
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