I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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