This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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