escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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