have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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