I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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