remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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