I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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