If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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