I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
third nipple confirmed
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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