she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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