did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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