flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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