At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
be right there i have to get my cape
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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