Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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