You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
