is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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