Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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