I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Use "feeling words"
Yay
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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