Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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