Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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