smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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