please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
