I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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