I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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