Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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