I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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