well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My ass is underappreciated
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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