Pants 0. Shit 1.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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