found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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