I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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