tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need to sanitize my soul.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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