the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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