his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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